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[trashed]

[Luceti is just bent on torturing him. If he ever got any major gain, he'd just end up getting pulled back down to earth.

HAHAHA SEE WHAT I DID THERE--

Anyway.

He's having just a bit of bad luck today, seeing as how...well, every time he tries to walk through a doorway, he ends up in a trashcan. It'd happened several times already, and as of yet he hadn't exactly been caught by anyone.

But it was getting really annoying. Whatever Luceti was doing now needed to knock it off.

However, as he tries to enter his own apartment again...

He finds himself in another trash can. Where is he this time? Outside your house? Inside your house? In the trash can underneath the sink...?

Either way, I hope the trash can's not too dirty! Don't freak out too much, either. He won't bite.

Wait, yes he will.

...Engage at your own risk?]

Comments

[cilantro]

[He gives a slight look at the "idiot" comment--gosh, no need to be rude. You open the door, you see if there's a hallway or room or something on the other side, and then step through it into wherever it goes...it's not rocket science. Cilan's tempted to go and waltz over to that door to prove a point, but then again, he has no idea where that door actually leads yet right now either.]

Really? ...Then wouldn't trying to leave through the window possibly give you the same result?

[trashed]

Because this place keeps putting me in them!

[Huff huff.]

[positivelycharged]

Does that mean if you stand here long enough you'll suddenly be in a trash can again?

[important question!!!]

[trashed]

[BAH--]

No! It's only when I go through door ways.

[Why is he explaining this anyway??]

[positivelycharged]

......So you can stay and have a snack before you leave, right?

[he's explaining because he loves Florian of course!!]

[trashed]

[This is Sync. His rude is always on high. Always.]

It won't - I've done it before, today.

[He just so happened to accidentally walk through another doorway, to end up here.]

So tell me where the window is.

[trashed]

I don't want a snack! I just want to get out of here!

[Maybe not.]

[positivelycharged]

But if you're going to keep getting stuck in trash cans all day you'll get hungry eventually.

...Maybe I could try going through the window too.

[trashed]

[What the???]

You stay here, I'm going to be the one to go. And I'm not hungry!

[:|]

[positivelycharged]

But you'll be hungry later! Everyone gets hungry eventually. And your next trash can might not be in a kitchen. [wise nod.]

[trashed]

Who cares where I end up? I've lost my appetite, anyway.

[Ending up in all those trash cans...]

[positivelycharged]

Um...I care, kind of. And maybe you too? I wouldn't want to end up in more trash if I was you.

[action]

[catus_carnival]

There's a window over there, meow.

[Points to a nearby one.]

[cilantro]

[...Sigh. This place and you people and your lack of logical reasoning...]

I still think that idea has a terrible taste to it, but if you insist, the window's over there. [Points over to the window on the other end of the kitchen.] But we should at least look before you decide to leap, otherwise you could end up falling several stories.

[In fact he'll probably end up walking over to the window with you so that he can make sure it doesn't lead somewhere that would be a terrible fall and we'd have to stop your stupid self from getting pitched out the window.]

[action]

[trashed]

[OKAY. Then without further ado, he's going to walk on over to it.

Oh, and don't hold your breath on waiting for him to say thanks. He most likely won't.

...Sorry.]

[trashed]

Of course I don't want to be in more trash! I meant where I ended up if I got into another trash can.

[Duh. But you could've been more clear, Sync.]

That's why I'm going through the window.

[trashed]

[Hey, it's because of Luceti he has to think like this. Sob.]

Do I look that stupid to you?

[Of course he's not going to just jump out the window. He'll figure out another way out--

Somehow.

But he's wandering over to the window now, opening it and doing just what Cilan warned him to do; look to see if he could find a way out. Which he figures he could, but it would just take thinking.]

[action]

[catus_carnival]

[Oh, Sync. He's Grumpy Guy for a reason. Nevertheless, Tao curls up to prepare for her catnap once more.]

[positivelycharged]

Oh right.

...I want to go too!

[cilantro]

[Well, at least you seem to be listening to us, so that's a start. And yes you do look that stupid--I mean uh]

No, of course not. But it doesn't stop me from being concerned either way.

[presumablyalone]

B-But... there's a door over there. Why don't you use that instead? It would be easier--right? [Pointing to it now. WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO LEAVE THROUGH A WINDOW... ]

NOOOOOO

[silpheed]

And you let yourself be forced to come here by the "stupid place". [RACHEL YOU'RE JUST BEING UNFAIR.]

My my, that tongue of yours really knows no limits when it comes to rudeness, does it? It would likely be better served being cut out and fed to mongrels.

[distressedude]

[It should open! And then he can just hop on his way and hopefully not wind up in another garbage can.]

[Meanwhile Ion will just stare. Because if he just disappears again, Ion will have to go check all the trash cans to be sure he's not just elsewhere in the house...]

[trashed]

No, you're staying here. The last thing I need is you following me around.

[trashed]

[NO he's not going to disappear again!

Well. He will but that's just because he's going to jump through the window. But he's not going to go somewhere else; he's just going to land on the ground outside and run off.

Bye, Ion.]