What a terribly rude guest you are, especially after coming in so ungraciously, and uninvited at that. However, I suppose that is the only way of behaving common, lowly brutes such as yourself are capable of. They say it is impossible to teach an old dog new tricks, but I believe it is far more difficult to teach an defective creature how to behave properly.
DON'T LOSE YOURSELF IN SWOONING NOW...!