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[Luceti is just bent on torturing him. If he ever got any major gain, he'd just end up getting pulled back down to earth.
HAHAHA SEE WHAT I DID THERE--
Anyway.
He's having just a bit of bad luck today, seeing as how...well, every time he tries to walk through a doorway, he ends up in a trashcan. It'd happened several times already, and as of yet he hadn't exactly been caught by anyone.
But it was getting really annoying. Whatever Luceti was doing now needed to knock it off.
However, as he tries to enter his own apartment again...
He finds himself in another trash can. Where is he this time? Outside your house? Inside your house? In the trash can underneath the sink...?
Either way, I hope the trash can's not too dirty! Don't freak out too much, either. He won't bite.
Wait, yes he will.
...Engage at your own risk?]
HAHAHA SEE WHAT I DID THERE--
Anyway.
He's having just a bit of bad luck today, seeing as how...well, every time he tries to walk through a doorway, he ends up in a trashcan. It'd happened several times already, and as of yet he hadn't exactly been caught by anyone.
But it was getting really annoying. Whatever Luceti was doing now needed to knock it off.
However, as he tries to enter his own apartment again...
He finds himself in another trash can. Where is he this time? Outside your house? Inside your house? In the trash can underneath the sink...?
Either way, I hope the trash can's not too dirty! Don't freak out too much, either. He won't bite.
Wait, yes he will.
...Engage at your own risk?]
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But then when he goes to throw a wrapper away in the trashcan by the fridge...
...
A person.
THERE IS A PERSON IN THIS TRASHCAN.] W-What are you doing in there??
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No really it's okay, he probably wouldn't accept it anyway. He's just...going to try to get out on his own now.]
I didn't mean to get in here! This stupid place is driving me crazy!
[The real question is: when is it not?]
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Didn't mean to? I-Is this part of the experiment that's going on? [Putting people in trashcans... you're so rude Malnosso :|]
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Apparently so. [Said more like a 'duh'.] It just likes to make my life miserable.
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I-I'm sorry... I know the Malnosso's experiments aren't always nice to everyone. [ ... ] Has this been happening to you all day?
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Obviously. [On both accounts.] I'm ready for it to be over with.
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[He wants to be by himself and all that. He doesn't want to be around anyone else.]
Where's a window?
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[And preferably not end up in a trash can. Just saying.}
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[he's going to start heading over to the window indicated...because really. this is getting ridiculous.
THERE'S LOGIC TO THIS I SWEAR]
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H-How would going through a door get you into a trashcan? I'm pretty sure we don't have any set outside.
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[A+ logic right there.]
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Look, I'll go through the front door myself and show you that nothing will happen.
wow i need to stop clicking on things
Furiously trying to snatch his hand out of Seto's hand or something--]
IT doesn't happen to anyone else, you idiot!
clicks your nose!
It doesn't? Well I guess if it did happen to anyone else they would've shown up in our trashcans like you did...