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[Luceti is just bent on torturing him. If he ever got any major gain, he'd just end up getting pulled back down to earth.

HAHAHA SEE WHAT I DID THERE--

Anyway.

He's having just a bit of bad luck today, seeing as how...well, every time he tries to walk through a doorway, he ends up in a trashcan. It'd happened several times already, and as of yet he hadn't exactly been caught by anyone.

But it was getting really annoying. Whatever Luceti was doing now needed to knock it off.

However, as he tries to enter his own apartment again...

He finds himself in another trash can. Where is he this time? Outside your house? Inside your house? In the trash can underneath the sink...?

Either way, I hope the trash can's not too dirty! Don't freak out too much, either. He won't bite.

Wait, yes he will.

...Engage at your own risk?]

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[OH MAN SO RUDE RACHEL. But then again this is Rachel, after all...]

Hey! Cut that out!

[Why is he even bothering at this point--]

Oh my, I believe my garbage is telling me to stop throwing away garbage. Whatever shall I do with this predicament? [C'mon Sync this is a lost cause...]

[He's always involved with lost causes what are you talking about.

Oops. Did he just knock the trash can over?

Sorry. He's just trash after all.

]

And my garbage is so pathetically low that it cannot even be proper garbage. [SIGHING OH SO HEAVILY]

Too bad. I guess you're going to have to clean it all over again.

[Here we go...]

[SHORT BURST OF LAUGHTER HERE because oh god the idea of Rachel actually cleaning up after a mess now that's a good one. Doing peasant work PUH-LEEZ.] Cleaning up the trash left by garbage? Now that is what one would call a joke.

[YEAH WELL...]

Seems like it's real to me. I'm not picking it up.

[And he's just. Brushing off more.]

What a terribly rude guest you are, especially after coming in so ungraciously, and uninvited at that. However, I suppose that is the only way of behaving common, lowly brutes such as yourself are capable of. They say it is impossible to teach an old dog new tricks, but I believe it is far more difficult to teach an defective creature how to behave properly.

It's not like it's my fault! This stupid place made me come here!

[Though why he's trying to defend himself, he has no idea.] Believe me, I wouldn't be around your nasty place if I had any say in it.

And you let yourself be forced to come here by the "stupid place". [RACHEL YOU'RE JUST BEING UNFAIR.]

My my, that tongue of yours really knows no limits when it comes to rudeness, does it? It would likely be better served being cut out and fed to mongrels.

I didn't have a choice! [UNFAIR UNFAIR.]

Like you're one to talk. At least I didn't say anything about cutting someone's tongue off. I'd like to see you try, anyway.

[GURL YOU JUST GOTTA DEAL]

Oh my, at least it seems you know how to talk back, despite how filthy and foul that mouth is of yours. If you would like a challenge, I shall accept at anytime. It would be quite fun to put scum in its place.

[I DO WHAT I WANT, RACHEL!!!]

Maybe you'd be the one to be put in her place. [HE'S NOT AFRAID TO HIT GIRLS!!!!] I wouldn't be so quick to judge.

[NO U UR NOT ALLOWED!!!1!]

Oh? Would you care to see for yourself then? A humiliating and painful lesson ought to do you some good.

[TOO BAD!!11!!]

Just don't come crying to me when you lose.

[Except Sync has already lost to someone here but he's going to overlook that??]

Then I shall hold you to the same expectations as well. [That's okay who needs to admit when they actually lose or make a mistake right...]

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OMG IT'S KAYE

I'VE COME FOR YOU SHANNON...

TAKE ME KAYE /SWOONS

/SWEEPS YOU INTO MY MANRY ARMS!!

OOOOH MISS KAYE OOOOOH

AND I'LL EVEN LEAVE MY... GLASSES OFF?!

SWOOOON

DON'T LOSE YOURSELF IN SWOONING NOW...!

TOO LATE I'VE ALREADY LOST MYSELF--

NOOOOOO

IT'S OKAY AT LEAST I LOST MYSELF FOR KAYE

O-OH I GUESS I AM A WORTHY CAUSE....

YES...YOU ARE /SWOONS AGAIN

OH MAN WHY CAN'T I HOLD ALL THIS SWOONING

I'M JUST THAT GOOD

/SWOONS TOO NOW