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[Luceti is just bent on torturing him. If he ever got any major gain, he'd just end up getting pulled back down to earth.

HAHAHA SEE WHAT I DID THERE--

Anyway.

He's having just a bit of bad luck today, seeing as how...well, every time he tries to walk through a doorway, he ends up in a trashcan. It'd happened several times already, and as of yet he hadn't exactly been caught by anyone.

But it was getting really annoying. Whatever Luceti was doing now needed to knock it off.

However, as he tries to enter his own apartment again...

He finds himself in another trash can. Where is he this time? Outside your house? Inside your house? In the trash can underneath the sink...?

Either way, I hope the trash can's not too dirty! Don't freak out too much, either. He won't bite.

Wait, yes he will.

...Engage at your own risk?]

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[YOU SHOULD BE A MINDREADER GOSH ION--

I mean. Ion's following him anyway, so he'll figure it out on his own so...he might as well.]

Tell me where the window is.

[It's not a question, either.]

[distressedude]

There's one right over there. Just behind the curtains.

[Pointing off towards the adjacent room. If there was a less awkward way of doing this, Ion would be all for it. As it stands? This is as close as they're getting.]

[He better not just break through the window...]

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[GOOD. He's not going to say thank you, but he is going to walk over to the window and start opening it so he can crawl out.

He's done with you, Ion. And he's not intending to break through it unless it's locked or something, so there's not a whole lot of a worry there. Maybe.

Because shards of glass on him would just be icing on the cake, wouldn't it?]

[distressedude]

[It should open! And then he can just hop on his way and hopefully not wind up in another garbage can.]

[Meanwhile Ion will just stare. Because if he just disappears again, Ion will have to go check all the trash cans to be sure he's not just elsewhere in the house...]

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[NO he's not going to disappear again!

Well. He will but that's just because he's going to jump through the window. But he's not going to go somewhere else; he's just going to land on the ground outside and run off.

Bye, Ion.]