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[Luceti is just bent on torturing him. If he ever got any major gain, he'd just end up getting pulled back down to earth.

HAHAHA SEE WHAT I DID THERE--

Anyway.

He's having just a bit of bad luck today, seeing as how...well, every time he tries to walk through a doorway, he ends up in a trashcan. It'd happened several times already, and as of yet he hadn't exactly been caught by anyone.

But it was getting really annoying. Whatever Luceti was doing now needed to knock it off.

However, as he tries to enter his own apartment again...

He finds himself in another trash can. Where is he this time? Outside your house? Inside your house? In the trash can underneath the sink...?

Either way, I hope the trash can's not too dirty! Don't freak out too much, either. He won't bite.

Wait, yes he will.

...Engage at your own risk?]

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[Nope. He's just really a jerk like that.]

People annoy me.

[And that's pretty accurate. He's just. Going to start looking around for the nearest window...]

Of course I'm sure!

[And he's just. Going to start walking towards that window...]

[Yeah well, not that he cares that much anyway. What is being liked in the first place?

So he just wanders out, carefully stepping through the doorway--

--and he disappears again. Well. At least you're rid of him, Asch.]

Edited (wow it would probably help if i changed my icon) 2012-08-29 00:12 (UTC)

[He can try. He'll try to open the window anyway and climb out -- if he can't get to the ground easily, he'll figure out something else.

Just as long as he was away from one of them.]

The door is over...

[pointing with one of her large pawsleeve things]

there, meow.

No, I want a window. I'm sick of walking through doorframes.

[So demanding, Sync!]

...Oh, I see. [But he oddly doesn't sound that bothered by your blunt admission of finding people annoying--he's dealt with people who act that way before. A slight pause before, barely looking up as he's picking up more trash--] I wouldn't suggest using the window to leave. You might just end up in the same predicament of being in someone's trash again, or having a dangerous fall since we're on the 7th floor right now.

I can deal with it. Either way, I'll probably end up in the trash.

[Maybe trying to find a way down the window will prolong his finding a way into a trashcan.]

Mm. I'd offer to let you stay until it passes...but I take it you're not interested. [he sighs slightly as he gestures towards the kitchen door] I still think it would be better trying the door though rather than potentially being injured from falling seven floors or more.

What was your first clue? [He's eyeing the door, though.] I don't want to walk through another door.

[He doesn't want to be smelly and garbage infested anymore...]

Well, you could always just open the door and see where it goes before actually stepping through it. [Said a bit matter-of-factly, even though he only has the vaguest understanding of how this actually works himself. Still, people would probably end up in less trash cans or wrong places if they actually looked where they were going before blindly stepping through doors...]

If whatever's on the other side of the door still has an undesirable taste for you, then I suppose you could try climbing out the window, even if I would prefer you didn't. [And provided you actually checked outside the window to see where it went first before just climbing through it.]

If you say so...

[waaatchiiing--wait.]

...Are you going to find another trash can?

A window? Well there's one over there... [He points to one a few feet away from them] Why?

Why do you want a window, meow? You might land on your butt getting out!

[gosh sync B(]

[There is no movement to stop him, though her eyes do shift toward him from her book to Sync as he goes toward the window.

Maybe she was a little curious to see if he would end up elsewhere in the house again...]

There's one right over there. Just behind the curtains.

[Pointing off towards the adjacent room. If there was a less awkward way of doing this, Ion would be all for it. As it stands? This is as close as they're getting.]

[He better not just break through the window...]

What a terribly rude guest you are, especially after coming in so ungraciously, and uninvited at that. However, I suppose that is the only way of behaving common, lowly brutes such as yourself are capable of. They say it is impossible to teach an old dog new tricks, but I believe it is far more difficult to teach an defective creature how to behave properly.

No! I'm going to stay out of the trash cans!

[At least he'll try.]

It'd be better than walking through another door.

[Because he'll just. End up in another trashcan.]

Because I want to get out of here.

[And preferably not end up in a trash can. Just saying.}

[He doesn't really see the logic in it.]

I can't look and see where it goes, idiot.

[If he could, things would be so much easier. He wouldn't have ended up in the Abyss cast's place so many times, then...]

Every door I've gone through has ended in a trash can. I'm done with that.

It's not like it's my fault! This stupid place made me come here!

[Though why he's trying to defend himself, he has no idea.] Believe me, I wouldn't be around your nasty place if I had any say in it.

[Well he's certainly not planning on it. He does go through the window and jumps into the tree before disappearing out of her sight.

He really hopes that's the last he sees of the inside of that place.]

[GOOD. He's not going to say thank you, but he is going to walk over to the window and start opening it so he can crawl out.

He's done with you, Ion. And he's not intending to break through it unless it's locked or something, so there's not a whole lot of a worry there. Maybe.

Because shards of glass on him would just be icing on the cake, wouldn't it?]

But how'd you get in them in the first place?

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